Crazy things dogs do to avoid training

You read a dog training book that said to teach a command do such & such a thing - but to your amazement it just didn't work with your dog?! That's because they didn't tell about -
The crazy things that dogs do to avoid training ;
Heel Sniffing the ground, pulling on the leash, lagging behind, going to your right side instead of staying on your left, jumping on you, biting the leash, trying to grab the leash with its front paws, refusing to move forward or lying down on the ground and refusing to move. Most dogs will get their owners to stop if they do one or more of the above actions while training.
Sit Your dog will simply not cooperate when you try to position him, stiffen his rear and resist, lays down and turns jelly or belly-up, starts sniffing the ground and gets up, tries to jump on you.
Down Brace themselves with their front legs so you can't make them go down. Yells and scream and goes into a fit. Goes down in the front but the rear stays up. If you managed to get your dog down he rolls over on his back or tries to bite you or snaps at you. Will not stay down after being placed in the down.
Stays Tries to follow you as you leave on the stay, dances around with its front feet, creeps forward on the stay, breaks the stay as you walk around him/her, gets up on the down stay and lies down on the sit stay.

Sounds familiar?

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