Parrot Joke
 

The Boss

One day a man went to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant took the man to the parrot section to choose one.
Man : ''How much is the yellow one?''
Assistant : ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
Man :''What about the green one?''
Assistant : ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
Man :''What about the red one?''
Assistant : ''That one's $10,000.''
Man : ''What does HE do?''
Assistant : ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''