Another something to share...a bit dirty old man!!

Hi everybody,

Received from a friend...a bit XXX... will I kanna zapp??
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"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship."
Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy
Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

" It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up
>whom."
Joan Rivers

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff
you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar
Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
>married."
George Burns

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen

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